What has 5 arms and rocks?

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Why couldn't prehistoric man send birthday cards?

The stamps kept falling off the rocks!

What happens when a rock gets high?

He gets stoned.. Badum tsss

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Reposting an old joke that wasn't funny the first time. What gets you an upvote? Posting an original joke, or a funny joke I've heard before. What get's you 5 upvotes? Being

What is the difference between a dog and a fox?

About 5 drinks

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What has ten legs and nine arms?

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What has 5 arms and rocks?

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What has 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

What has 5 arms and rocks?

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