What has 5 arms and rocks?

Def Leppard

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Why does the Earth love geologists?

They really get it's rocks off

What did the pebble say to the rock?

I wish I was a little boulder!

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What is it called when 5 girls get into bed with one guy?

A "no one will ever believe me".

How do babies get out of bellies?

ME: "Look! Ice cream!" *5 min later* 3YO COVERED IN ICE CREAM: "How do babies get out of be---"

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Why is Def leppard the best band to listen to while driving?

Because you only need one arm to drum along..

What is the only deaf animal?

Def Leppard

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What has 5 arms and rocks?

Def Leppard

What has 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.