What music do they play in a mexican bathroom?

Earth wind and fire

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What do you throw a drowning Mexican?

His wife and kids.

What do a Mexican and a cue ball have in common?

the harder you hit 'em the more english you get

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How would you describe Al Gore playing the drums?

Algorithm.

What happened when the lepers played poker?

One guy threw down his hand and another laughed his head off. This was my best friend's favorite joke when she was little apparently.

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What did earth say to the other planet?

You guys have no life!"

Why does a Moon-rock taste better than an Earth-rock?

Because it's a little meteor.

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What kind of music did Jesus hate?

Anything by Judas Priest and Nine Inch Nails.

What kind of music do you like?

The other says, "I'm a big metal fan"

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Why did the fire fighter go in to save his friend first, and then fight the fire?

Because... bros before hose!!! Wubbulubbadub-dub!

Why don't off duty police men fire grenades into children's cribs?

If you're good at something never do it for free.