Why does a seagull fly over the sea?

Because if it flew over the bay it would be a bagel!

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What did one ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing! They just WAVED. SEA what I did there? I'm SHORE you did. Let MINNOW if you are not getting it. SHELL I continue?? No?.. I guess I'll stop WHALE I'm ahead. Thanks ladies and gentlefish

What do you do if the Ocean stares at you?

Sea it and Wave :3

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

Why is a rat when it spins?

The higher it flies, the much.

What do you call a sick eagle that just flew in from out of the country?

an ill-eagle immigrant

Bagel Jokes More Bagel Jokes

What do you call a seagull flying over the bay?

A bagel

What do you call a seagull that flies by the bay?

a bagel

Bay Jokes More Bay Jokes

Why can't seagulls fly over the bay?

Cuz then they'd be baygulls.

What do you call a seagull by the bay?

A bagel.

Seagull Jokes More Seagull Jokes

Why do seagulls fly over the sea, not the bay?

If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels :D

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?

Cliff.