Why does a seagull fly over the sea?

Because if it flew over the bay it would be a bagel!

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

Why is little Annie's shoe floating in the sea?

Because the shark burped.

Who has eight pistols and terrorizes the seas?

A: Billy the Squid.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

Why do vultures hate flying?

Because they have to pay extra for Carrion! Budum tsssss

What's the difference between a Boko Haram training camp and a Nigerian refugee camp?

I don't know, I just fly the fighter jet.

Bagel Jokes More Bagel Jokes

Why don't seagulls fly in the bay?

Because they don't want to be bagels.

What's the difference between Karate and Judo?

Karate is a martial art and Judo is used to make bagels.

Bay Jokes More Bay Jokes

What do you call a seagull that lives by the Bay?

I don't know, but it won't shut up about the app it's developing.

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, then they'd be called bagels!

Seagull Jokes More Seagull Jokes

Why do seagulls only fly over the sea?

If they flew over the bay, they'd be called Baygulls.

What do you call a seagull that lives by the Bay?

I don't know, but it won't shut up about the app it's developing.