Why does the Illuminati have to be the bad guy all the time?

Why can't they just be the Illuminice?

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What do the Canadian Illuminati call themselves?

The Illuminat-Eh!

Why is Canada the part of the Illuminati?

Because they have 3 ehs in the name. C-eh-N-eh-D-eh

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Why does the bad guy always have to know some form of martial art?

Why cant they just throw stuff while screaming "stay away from me!"

Why does the Illuminati have to be the bad guy all the time?

Why can't they just be the Illuminice?