Why does the bad guy always have to know some form of martial art?

Why cant they just throw stuff while screaming "stay away from me!"

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?

Need to know ASAP.

What do you call an awkward questioner?

I don't KNOW, that's why I **asked** you. God.

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he threw out the W's

Why did the boy fall off his bike?

A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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I hate tons of stuff.

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Because they make up an awful lot of stuff. EDIT: Because I forgot about neutrinos.

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An un-in.

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When you call the front desk and say, "I gotta leak in my sink," and the clerk replies, "okay, Go ahead."

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What kind of martial arts do birds practice?

Wing Chun

What is a vegetable's favorite martial art?

He can't do martial art because he is paralyzed tip to toe.

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A: Twenty-one. One to change it and twenty to form a fact-finding committee to learn more about how it's done.

What did Noah do with all the poop?

Threw it overboard. it formed the UK. Taken from here:

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Who'll he fight?

The same bad guys! Billion dollar film franchise.

Why does the Illuminati have to be the bad guy all the time?

Why can't they just be the Illuminice?