Why did the medium cross the road?

To get to the other side.

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Why did George cross the road?

He didn't look in both directions before crossing.

What the difference between... a dead dog in the road and a dead Frenchman in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the dog.

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What do you get if you cross a telephone and a marriage bureau ?

A wedding ring !

What do you get when you cross an Aboriginal with a Caucasian?

What do you get when you cross an Aboriginal with a Caucasian? A half decent person.

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Why does the media always call a stabbing incident a "violent" stabbing incident?

Is it possible to stab someone non-violently

How did the media find out that princess Diana had dandruff?

They saw her head and shoulders in the glove compartment