Where were u on the nite of the 5th?

Stabbing a guy. "Louder for the tape." leans in Grabbing a pie. I went out for pie.

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Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What was the last thing the snowboarder ever said?

Hey guys, watch this!"

How do you keep a idiot waiting?

I'll tell you guys later.

Stab Jokes More Stab Jokes

Why does the media always call a stabbing incident a "violent" stabbing incident?

Is it possible to stab someone non-violently

What do you get when you stab a toddler with a pair of scissors?

An erection.

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

How can U make a difference?

Good Mourning! *(this pun is baaad and I feel terrible about it)*

How do u know if a company that just hired you conducts drug tests?

What is the likelihood it will be a hairtest

Pie Jokes More Pie Jokes

What kind of NUT would make a pie for THANKSGIVING?

Pecan, typically.

What do you mean pi r square?

Pies are round

Grab Jokes More Grab Jokes

What Would Justin Bieber Do?

scream like a little girl, grab nonexistent testicles & run away awkwardly.

How does a mathematician deal with constipation?

He grabs a pencil and tries to work it out

Tape Jokes More Tape Jokes

Why do University of Arkansas graduates tape their diplomas to the windshields of their cars?

So they can park in handicapped spaces.

Why was the marshmallow stuck to the tree?

It was taped.

Lean Jokes More Lean Jokes

Why is the leaning tower of Pisa in Italy?

It's Italicized

What did you like most about your last job?

ME: *leans in way too close* Leaving it.

5th Jokes More 5th Jokes

Where's the 5th?

FG: Cinq.

Where were u on the nite of the 5th?

Stabbing a guy. "Louder for the tape." leans in Grabbing a pie. I went out for pie.