Why does the Olympic torch always start in Olympia?

Because it's hard to put out a Greece fire.

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How can you tell a vampire has a cold?

They start coffin.

What starts with an A and has a boom at the end?

Allahu akbar

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Why should you never bet on Germany at the Olympics?

They have the worst track record for finishing a race.

Why does Mexico do so badly in the Olympics ?

Because everyone who can run, jump or swim is in the US.

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What is the capital of Greece?

More than the capital of the UK.

What's the difference between Greece and a good software application?

Greece doesn't have default settings!