Why does the Olympic torch always start in Olympia?

Because it's hard to put out a Greece fire.

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What starts with F and ends in UCK?

Fire truck.

Why couldn't the Italian man start his car?

gnocchi

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Why doesn't Mexico ever win any medals in the Olympics?

Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim has already crossed the border.

Why does Michael Phelps refuse to aid his teammates in preparing for the Olympics?

He only Phelps himself.

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Why did the boy want to see a thunder storm in Greece?

Because Greece lightening

Why is Europe like a frying pan?

Because Greece is at the bottom.