What is the capital of Greece?

More than the capital of the UK.

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Why didn't Greece vote for Tyrion?

Because a Lannister always pays his debts.

How do you end world hunger?

Put Turkey in Greece to cook it, then cut it up and put it into Chile. Then put it on China and give it to Hungary.

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What makes you think you can criticise American gun laws, sitting over there in the UK?

I was asked on an internet forum. "Because you're not allowed to take them on planes," I answered.

Why was the UKIP voter angry?

Because he didn't like the look of the Poles (for this to make sense, pretend the UK election hasn't happened yet)

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Why is Ireland the richest country in the world?

Because it's capital is always Dublin.

What is the capital of the United States?

Half of what it was last week