Why did they not allow farmers in Greece?

They got tired of all the minotaurs.

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How did the farmer find his lost cow?

He tractor down

Why did the farmer fire the DJ?

Because he kept on dropping beets.

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Why does Saudi Arabia have so much oil?

Because the women are not allowed to drive.

What type of weed are you allowed to smoke during Ramadan?

Tajweed

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Why didn't Greece vote for Tyrion?

Because a Lannister always pays his debts.

How do you have a rave in Greece?

Blu-Tac a euro to the ceiling.

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Why did they not allow farmers in Greece?

They got tired of all the minotaurs.

Why did Minotaur win an interior design award?

Because his home was a maze thing.