Whats a mans favorite word that starts with 'm' and ends in 'arriage'?

A miscarriage! This joke never gets old, just like the baby!

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What's the word that starts with an "N" that no one wants to call a black person?

Neighbor.

What do you call the website Chewbacca started that gives out Empire secrets?

Wookieeleaks

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs lying under a pile of leaves?

Russel.

What time did the man go to the dentist?

Tooth hurt-y.

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Whats up r/jokes?

Not march.

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

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What do you call a fuzzy animal that grows on trees?

A root bear! (I came up with this joke a few minutes ago. I hope it's funny)

What kind of a joke does a black person not get?

Dadjokes

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What's the difference between a Swedish jam band and slam dunking a baby?

One's a Swedish Phish and the other's a fetus swish

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Nail its other hand to the floor.

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Why do all polish names end in ski?

Because they can't spell toboggan (This joke brought to you by a 90 yr old polish man I take care of at a nursing home)

Is the pool safe for diving?

It deep ends.

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How is everything?

ME: Soul crushing and void of meaning W: I meant your meal M: Soul crushing, void of meaning, and needs salt

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

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What starts with an 'M', ends with 'arriage', and recently made me the happiest man alive?

Miscarriage

What's 9 inches long, purple, and I love to shove it down my girlfriend's throat?

Her miscarriage.

Arriage Jokes More Arriage Jokes

What starts with "M" ends with "arriage" and recently made me the happiest man on earth?

Miscarriage

Whats a mans favorite word that starts with 'm' and ends in 'arriage'?

A miscarriage! This joke never gets old, just like the baby!