A miscarriage! This joke never gets old, just like the baby!
Student: "So we know when to start Christmas shopping!"
Envelope!
You don't know man, you weren't there!
Because their wives are driving.
A Cheetah.
Bill front (Money jokes i got em)
This joke composed by my seriously autistic friend Neil, who LOVES jokes) Because it was a brick.
Accidentally hit submit before you
Use a blender to get it in, use tortilla chips to get it out!
The babies in my nutsack are still living.
Brushing your teeth!
Put Turkey in Greece to cook it, then cut it up and put it into Chile. Then put it on China and give it to Hungary.
ME:What would YOU like W:Excuse me M:No one ever asks you, do they W:*tearing up* No.. they don't. Thank you.
Im a fungi
Miscarriage of Justice
Trying to look upset.
Miscarriage