Why does Tumblr hate symmetrical shapes?

Because they can't even

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What do you get when you cross Tumblr with anything?

A bunch of offended Tumblrinas

What is the biggest gender on Tumblr?

Whale-Kin

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What playground equipment do kids hate the most?

The slide into poverty.

Why do frat bros hate fruit loops?

They're eternally disappointed by two-can Sam.