Why does Tumblr hate symmetrical shapes?

Because they can't even

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What is Kanye West's favourite kind of omelette?

Omeletteyoufinish -stolen from raininginreverse on tumblr.

Why is Tumblr so odd?

Because they can't even.

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Why do strippers hate roofers?

They always pay in shingles.

Why does everyone hate German sausage jokes?

Because they're the wurst.