Why do strippers hate roofers?

They always pay in shingles.

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What is the difference between a Garbanzo bean and a Chickpea?

I've never paid to have a garbanzo bean on my face.

Who him?

Oh that's just jimmy, I pay him to follow me around and inter- *saxophone solo* INTERRUPT MY SENTENCES WITH SAXOPHONE SOLOS.

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Why does he do that?

Me: He's on paws. X: ... Me: On... paws. X: I hate you so much.

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What did the hail storm say to the roof?

Hang onto your shingles this will be no ordinary sprinkles

What disease did the house have?

Shingles.

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What do giants and strippers have in common?

They both grind on bones to make their bread.

Why do strippers look better in the club than outside the club?

Black lights matter.