Why doesn't a dog ever have a nose 12 inches long?

Because then it would be a foot.

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What do all dogs get with their phones?

Collar ID

What's the best drink for a dog?

An old faschund.

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What's 12 inches long and white?

Nothing.

Why isn't my hand 12 inches?

Because then it would be a foot