Why doesn't a dog ever have a nose 12 inches long?

Because then it would be a foot.

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What do you get if you cross a dog with a blind mole ?

A dog that keeps barking up the wrong tree !

Why was the dog shaking?

He had Barkinson's

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What's 12 inches long, stiff, full of sperm and can make a girl scream?

The sock under my bed. (I don't remember where I heard it. Can't claim ownership.)

What is white, 12 inches long, and not a fluorescent light bulb?

Nothing.