Why are ISIS fighters afraid to join the TEA Party?

They're afraid they'll be audited by the IRS.

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Why did the dyslexic escapologist join the International Socialists?

A. because he wanted to help untie the human race.

Bad at golf?

Join the club.

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What do you get when you put human DNA in a goat?

ISIS

What do you call a camera mounted on a ISIS-truck?

a daeshcam

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Why are ISIS fighters afraid to join the TEA Party?

They're afraid they'll be audited by the IRS.

Where do ISIS fighters go to purchase soda and candy?

Allahu snackbar!

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Why are ISIS fighters afraid to join the TEA Party?

They're afraid they'll be audited by the IRS.

Which administrative ghost is responsible for auditing all of the incoming/outgoing hauntings?

The boo-keeper.

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Why are ISIS fighters afraid to join the TEA Party?

They're afraid they'll be audited by the IRS.

How long are you supposed to wait to return a boy's call?

This IRS guy sounded pretty into me