Why are ISIS fighters afraid to join the TEA Party?

They're afraid they'll be audited by the IRS.

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Why did the Pasta join a dating website?

Because he was cannelloni.

Why did they let the chicken join the band?

Because he brought his own drumsticks

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Why is there so much tension in Iraq?

They Haven't Broke the Isis yet.

What did one ISIS member say to another?

IED mubarak.."

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Why do ISIS fighters avoid Montreal restaurants?

because they serve Poutine.

What did the ISIS fighter say when he went to bomb the Hawaiian cafe?

ALOHA SNACKBAR

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Why are ISIS fighters afraid to join the TEA Party?

They're afraid they'll be audited by the IRS.

Which administrative ghost is responsible for auditing all of the incoming/outgoing hauntings?

The boo-keeper.

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How long are you supposed to wait to return a boy's call?

This IRS guy sounded pretty into me

What's the difference between the IRS and a baby?

It takes a lot more than a hammer to make the IRS shut up.