Why are ISIS fighters afraid to join the TEA Party?

They're afraid they'll be audited by the IRS.

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What happens when a pirate turns 60?

He joins AARP

Why did the pig join the Army?

He heard the food was a mess.

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How does ISIS cool down in the summer time?

In a blow up pool

What is ISIS's favorite type of text?

Is the answer: A: Heading B: Heading C: Heading

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Where do ISIS fighters go to purchase soda and candy?

Allahu snackbar!

What did the ISIS fighter say when he went to bomb the Hawaiian cafe?

ALOHA SNACKBAR

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Which administrative ghost is responsible for auditing all of the incoming/outgoing hauntings?

The boo-keeper.

Why are ISIS fighters afraid to join the TEA Party?

They're afraid they'll be audited by the IRS.

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How long are you supposed to wait to return a boy's call?

This IRS guy sounded pretty into me

What did the IRS agent say to the financially backward store owner?

Ehh it's easier If I just write it off as tax evasion"