Why isn't my hand 12 inches?

Because then it would be a foot

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Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

How do you save a Republican from drowning?

Take your foot off of their head.

Why did the leper crash his car?

He left his foot on the accelerator.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

How do you stop a baby from crawling in a circle?

Nail it's other hand to the floor.

What's it like being a grown up?

Me hands her money: When we get to the movies, buy a large popcorn. 10: This is only $2 M: Exactly

12 Inch Jokes More 12 Inch Jokes

What's 12 inches and white?

Nothing.

What do me and Subway have in common?

12 inches