What's black and blue and about to hurt someone?

Batman thinking about his dead parents.

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What did the tired pilot say to his crew?

I think I'm gonna crash

What do you call a witness to an event in the Middle East?

A Dubaistander. Yeah I thought of it myself.

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What's it called when Batman walks out of church?

Christian Bale Hah

What does Batman do with all his spare money?

He makes it wayne

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Whats black and hurts when you get it thrown in your face?

A Piano.

What's the difference between a line dance instructor and a dentist?

A. A dentist lets you sit down while he hurts you.

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What's black and blue and about to hurt someone?

Batman thinking about his dead parents.

What did the U.S airdrop the the children of Syria?

Dead parents