What's black and blue and about to hurt someone?

Batman thinking about his dead parents.

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Why do blondes smile when it's lightning?

A. Because, they think they are having their picture taken.

What's at the centre of No Man's Sky universe?

A refund. credit to (saw it on another post as comment, thought it deserved own post)

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How does batman order his iced water?

Can I get that..Just ice"

Why are batman and black man different?

Bat man can go a whole night without robin

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Why did the apple cry?

A: Its peelings were hurt.

Why does Windows 10 say "Hello"?

Because my PC is a Dell.

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What did the U.S airdrop the the children of Syria?

Dead parents

What's black and blue and about to hurt someone?

Batman thinking about his dead parents.