What's black and blue and about to hurt someone?

Batman thinking about his dead parents.

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Why did the Japanese American bring his server with him?

He thought they said internet camp

What's the last thing you want to see on the reddit frontpage?

This joke. PS: You don't think so Prove me wrong.

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What does Batman ask when he enters a butcher shop?

Gotham?

Where did the Joker prank Batman?

Got 'Em City.

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Why did the masochist STOP hitting himself on the head with a hammer ?

Because it hurt.

What hurts more giving birth or being kicked in the balls?

A women will normally want more children after a year or two. No man has ever wanted another kick in the balls. Case closed.

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What did the U.S airdrop the the children of Syria?

Dead parents

What's black and blue and about to hurt someone?

Batman thinking about his dead parents.