Why doesn't America knock?

Because freedom rings

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Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

Why can't you tell Walter White a knock knock joke?

Because HE is the one who knocks.

How do you know if there is a drummer at your door?

A: The knocking always speeds up.

America Jokes More America Jokes

How did Mitt Romney get a 14% tax rate?

He claimed 47% of America as dependents.

What is the most useless superpower?

America.

Freedom Ring Jokes More Freedom Ring Jokes

Why can't you tell knock knock jokes about freedom?

Because freedom rings

Why Can't America tell knock knock jokes?

Cause' freedom RINGS!