How do you know if there is a drummer at your door?

A: The knocking always speeds up.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

Who's there ! Alexia ! Alexia who ?

Alexia again to open this door !

What do you call a chicken coup with more than two doors?

A chicken sedan.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What color are mirrors?

I don't know, let's reflect on this.

What's the most dangerous, predominantly black area known to man?

Space

Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

Why can't Sally ride the swings?

Cause she doesn't have arms. Knock, Knock, Whose there Not Sally...

What does Walter White say when someone tells him a knock-knock joke?

Nothing, because he is the one who knocks.

Speed Jokes More Speed Jokes

What do you call a speeding vegetable?

Michael Schumacher.

What happens when something travels faster than the speed of light?

Does it matter?

Drummer Jokes More Drummer Jokes

How many drummers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three. 1 to screw it in and 2 to talk about how much better Neil Peart could've done it

Why was the band late to their gig?

Because the drummer locked himself in the car with the keys.