How do you cure depression?

A gun.

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Why aren't PhDs real doctors?

Because real doctors have cures.

How do mathematicians cure constipation?

They work it out with a pencil.

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What do you call a menstruating caucasian with depression?

Red, white and blue

What's Scotland's BIGGEST cause of depression?

Lonely ness.

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Why do gangsters turn their guns to the side?

So their hats are right side up when they go to aim.

What's the difference between a gun and a wife?

You can silence a gun.