Why Can't America tell knock knock jokes?

Cause' freedom RINGS!

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What did the husband tell his wife to do after he slapped her?

The same thing he told her the first time!

How can you tell the Ethiopian diplomat at a political function?

He's the one with the gold Rolex around his neck.

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How many boxers does it take to change a light bulb?

One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner.

Why don't Chinese people roll 12lb balls down wooden lanes to knock over pins?

Because to them it's boring.

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Why'd the dog cross the road?

Cause he's a dog.

What do you call it when a bear makes a complete rotation on both its longitudinal and lateral axes, causing it to follow a helical path?

A bearl roll.

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Why does Martin Luther King like jam?

Because God bless America

Why does Bank of America not have a backspace on the ATM keypad?

Because America is never wrong.

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What should you do when freedom calls?

Let it ring.

Who played Gandalf in the Islamic version of Lord of the Rings?

Syrian Mckellen

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Why doesn't America like knock knock jokes?

Because freedom rings.

Why Can't America tell knock knock jokes?

Cause' freedom RINGS!

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Why aren't there any 'Knock, Knock' jokes about America?

Cuz freedom rings, baby!

Why Can't America tell knock knock jokes?

Cause' freedom RINGS!