Why Can't America tell knock knock jokes?

Cause' freedom RINGS!

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Why does the news keep telling people the pilot was depressed?

Does any of this really matter...

How do you know who in the room is a vegetarian?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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Why did little Sally fall off the swing?

She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Obviously not Sally

How do you sink a norwegian submarine?

Swim down and knock on the hatch. (In Sweden we have a running tradition of telling jokes about stupid norwegians. They do the same about swedes)

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Why do Lannisters hate turtles?

Cause they can't stab them in the back

Why couldnt the laptop see?

Cause it was SoDIMM

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Why does Martin Luther King like jam?

Because God bless America

Why doesn't Mexico have any good athletes?

Because anybody who can run, jump, and swim is already in America

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What is not allowed in the ring, but boxers do every night?

Hit the sack.

How's my driving?

sticker on her car. Her phone hasn't stopped ringing since.

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Why doesn't America like knock knock jokes?

Because freedom rings.

Why does America not have knock knock jokes?

Because freedom rings.

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Why doesn't America knock?

Because freedom rings

Why doesn't America like knock knock jokes?

Because freedom rings.