Why doesn't Ebola harm fruit?

Because if it affected an Apple it'd be called I-Bola.

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What happened when Apple added the new touchbar?

They're taking away functions, and there's no escape.

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Immigrants

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What do you call a virus that affects your command-line?

A Terminal Illness.

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Terminal Illness

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What's the difference between my ex girlfriend and ebola?

At least Ebola will finish me off

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Put all the infected on a Malaysian Airplane

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Why doesn't Ebola harm fruit?

Because if it affected an Apple it'd be called I-Bola.

When I was your age... When I was your age, before the Internet, there was none of this e-bola. We just had plain bola. And you know what?

We were thankful.