Why doesn't Ebola harm fruit?

Because if it affected an Apple it'd be called I-Bola.

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What is the difference between an apple and an orange?

None, the two are not a snake

What got the apple into skydiving?

Pear pressure.

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What do you call a virus that affects the command line?

Terminal Illness

Why does black lives matter affect the postal service?

They have white mail privilege.

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Why doesn't Ebola harm fruit?

Because if it affected an Apple it'd be called I-Bola.

What did they call Ebola before the Internet?

Bola

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What did they call Ebola before the Internet?

Bola

When I was your age... When I was your age, before the Internet, there was none of this e-bola. We just had plain bola. And you know what?

We were thankful.