Why doesn't Ebola harm fruit?

Because if it affected an Apple it'd be called I-Bola.

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How many Apple workers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to over hype the new lightbulb and one to make sure it breaks within a year.

What do you call Apple's next beauty product?

The iLiner.

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What's the most common illness affecting neckbeards?

M'laise.

What's the difference between a feminist and Brexit?

Brexit has actually affected society.

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Why doesn't Ebola harm fruit?

Because if it affected an Apple it'd be called I-Bola.

What was the catchiest thing of 2014?

Ebola

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Why doesn't Ebola harm fruit?

Because if it affected an Apple it'd be called I-Bola.

What did they call Ebola before the Internet?

Bola