Who do cows pray to?

Moohammad

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What is the last thing a tossed salad says to itself before being devoured by a human?

A: Lettuce pray

Where does the Islamic botanist go to pray?

In the Mossque.

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What's the difference between a cow, and 9/11?

You can't milk a cow for 14 years.

Why are cows so famous?

Because they're out-standing in their field.