Sheeran Jokes

Why doesn't Ed have a girlfriend?

Because Sheeran

Couple's Daily Question Mug

Couple's Daily Question Mug

Coffee Mug

Why was Ed single?

Because Sheeran away.

What happened to Ed's girlfriend?

Sheeran

You might also enjoy:

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

What does Peter Gabriel sing on the toilet?

I am the extruder...

Why did the little pig try to join the Navy?

He loved to sing "Oinkers Aweight"

Gingerbread Jokes More Gingerbread Jokes

What would Ed Sheeran taste like on a piece of toast?

gingerbread

What does a Redhead with a yeast infection like to do in her spare time?

Make Gingerbread

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why can't fashion designers play uno?

Because they always draw a cardigan.

Why don't girls like playing dodgeball?

Because we don't like getting hit by balls. 12: *giggles for 5 minutes* You are so my child

Music Jokes More Music Jokes

What kind of music did the Pilgrims like?

Plymouth Rock

What does music have to do with safety?

If you don't C sharp, you'll B flat.

Ed Jokes More Ed Jokes

Who invented schools and teaching?

Ed. U. Cation!

What happened to Ed's girlfriend?

Sheeran

Ed Sheeran Jokes More Ed Sheeran Jokes

What would Ed Sheeran taste like on a piece of toast?

gingerbread

What kind of music can't Ed Sheeran play?

Soul

Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

What do you call a chicken with a piece of lettuce in it's eye?

Chicken caesar salad.

How do you pick up a Muslim girl?

Piece by piece

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of music did the Pilgrims like?

Plymouth Rock

What kind of umbrella does the Queen of England carry on a rainy day?

A wet one.