Why doesn't ISIS Like School?

Because they always bombed their tests.

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Where was Timmy when the bomb fell?

Everywhere.

Why is Iran called Iran?

Because when I saw the bombs, I*ran*

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What do you call ISIS after it has been completely destroyed?

WASWAS!

What do you call the 72 virgins that Allah gave isis?

Goats

School Jokes More School Jokes

What is similar between students with mental health issues and nurses giving vaccinations?

They both tend to shoot up schools.

Why couldn't Muhammad pick his wife up from childcare?

Because Muslim girls can't go to school

Test Jokes More Test Jokes

What's the worst part about getting AIDS?

Having to tell your friend his kids should get tested.

What's a paralympian's worst nightmare?

Testing positive for WD-40