Bring your own bomb! Cause what are the odds that there are **two** bombs on the same plane
You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message.
Because when I saw the bombs, I*ran*
long pause while Jesus glares at interviewer* Are you being serious right now
Because it brings Mayflowers.
Cause no matter where you're at they'll always miss you.
Shartonnay
Nike. Their motto says just "Just do it".
He didn't want any beef.
Shedding season
They ordered pepperoni but all they got was plane.
A. Put the remote control between his toes.
Driving at midnight.
Because they can't even!
A Polish man calls up an airline. "How long is the flight from Chicago to Warsaw?" "One minute..." "Thank you."
He brought the wrong carrion.