What is the best way to avoid having your flight bombed?

Bring your own bomb! Cause what are the odds that there are **two** bombs on the same plane

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Bomb Jokes More Bomb Jokes

What did the farmer say when he found dynamite in one of his cows?

This is a bomb in a bull.

What's the worst part of breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

What animals do you bring to bed?

Your calves.

What does having kids bring you that money simply can't buy?

Poverty

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why don't women parachute naked?

Cause they would whistle on the way down

Why did the Lebo die?

Cause he was fullllly sik m8.

Avoid Jokes More Avoid Jokes

What take out food should you avoid at all costs in Hospital?

Donor Kebab

How does a barber avoid getting hair in his food?

By giving her a Brazilian wax first!

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

Why were the people in the World Trade Center mad on 9/11 ?

Because they ordered pepperoni pizza and all they got was plane.

What's the difference between most people and planes?

Most people miss the twin towers.

Good Way Jokes More Good Way Jokes

What is the best way to get called a ,"genius?

by losing a billion dollars in business.

What's the best way for an American to lose weight?

Gamble in British currency.

Odd Jokes More Odd Jokes

Whats the odd one out ?

The man on the moon? Santa Claus? Or an honest Lawyer? Yes you got it Santa. The other two are figments of the imagination.

What were the odds that Matt Damon made it off Mars?

Astronomical

Flight Jokes More Flight Jokes

Why so angry, you cute little fella?

The penguin looks up to him and says "flight's delayed."

What do you get when you throw a Canadian down a flight of stairs?

An apology.