Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic swimming team?

Their best swimmers are all in American waters.

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What is the difference between an American rabbit and a French rabbit?

The American rabbit goes hippity hop and the French rabbit goes lickety split!

Why German Loves Americans why do Germans love Americans?

because Americans are the most hated people in the world now.

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What is the official novel of Mexico?

Tequila Mockingbird

Why doesn't Mexico send a team to the Summer Olympics?

Because all the one that can run, jump, or swim are already in the US.