Why German Loves Americans why do Germans love Americans?

because Americans are the most hated people in the world now.

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What is the best vegetable delivery vehicle in the world?

An ambulance

Which is the smallest pub in the world?

The Thalidomide Arms.

American Jokes More American Jokes

How many Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, that's a Mexican's job.

How did the dyslexic American mathematician sing the first line of his national anthem?

Oh secant, you say "

German Jokes More German Jokes

How do you say 'The Torah' in German?

Kindling.

What do you call a German singalong?

Follow the lieder!

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

What are the two words men hate most unless used together?

Don't Stop

Why do hippies wear patchouli?

So blind people can hate them, too.

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How do you know Sia is Scottish?

Because she loves sheep thrills! *shows self out

What do you call a guy that hates Christmas and steals the woman you love?

Ebenezer Scrooge-yagirl