Why German Loves Americans why do Germans love Americans?

because Americans are the most hated people in the world now.

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How many Bernie supporters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to hold the lightbulb, and the rest of the world to revolve around them

Who are some of the best readers in the world?

World Trade Center workers, some of them can read 50 stories in just 8 seconds!

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How did the dyslexic American mathematician sing the first line of his national anthem?

Oh secant, you say "

What do you call someone who knows one?

American.

German Jokes More German Jokes

Why does the German dad scare all the other kids?

Because he is ein Brtiger! The shirt should say it all. And I'm considering getting one.

Why should you never drink German beer with Chinese food?

An hour later you're hungry for power.

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Why do lesbians hate Nutella?

Because it's not nut-free

What type of music do balloons hate?

Pop music!

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Where did I get my scarf?

It's a CVS receipt. You love it Oh thank you very much.

What's the difference between love and herpes?

Herpes last forever.