Why does Mexico never get gold medals in olympics?

Because all their swimmers, runners, and high jumpers are in USA.

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Mexico Jokes More Mexico Jokes

Why does Mexico always underperform in the summer olympics?

Because everyone that can run, swim or jump is in USA.

Why does Mexico never get gold medals in olympics?

Because all their swimmers, runners, and high jumpers are in USA.

Runner Jokes More Runner Jokes

What do you call a runner who hates every event but his own?

A raceist

Did you hear about the runner who was criticized?

He just took it in stride

Usa Jokes More Usa Jokes

Who succeeded the first President of the USA ?

The second one !

What's the difference between a regular product and a fancy one?

The regular one says "Made in China". The fancy one says "Designed in the USA. Made in China."

Olympic Jokes More Olympic Jokes

Why can't Mexicans win the Olympics?

Because every one that can run, jump or swim has already crossed the border.

Why does Mexico always do so poorly in the olympics?

Anyone who could run, swim or jump made it to the USA.

Gold Medal Jokes More Gold Medal Jokes

What's better than a gold medal at the Paralympics?

Working legs.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the quadriplegic (crippled) Olympics?

Walking.

Swimmer Jokes More Swimmer Jokes

What do a priest and a swimmer who came in second have in common?

The both came in a little behind

Why doesn't Mexico win Olympic Medals?

Because all their best runners, jumpers, and swimmers are in America.