Why does Mexico never get gold medals in olympics?

Because all their swimmers, runners, and high jumpers are in USA.

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Mexico Jokes More Mexico Jokes

Why did the Mexican jump the border?

To get back to Mexico

Which is the most common font i Mexico?

El Vetica.

Runner Jokes More Runner Jokes

What do you call a race where all the runners have no legs?

An arms race.

What do you call it when Usain Bolt is standing next to your mom?

A runner in scoring position.

Usa Jokes More Usa Jokes

Why will the USA never go bankrupt?

It will just host a telethon.

What country is next to USA?

USB.

Olympic Jokes More Olympic Jokes

Why does Mexico never get gold medals in olympics?

Because all their swimmers, runners, and high jumpers are in USA.

What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics?

Walking

Gold Medal Jokes More Gold Medal Jokes

How would America win gold medals in shooting for the Olympics?

They take their prison population and school population to Rio.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the quadriplegic (crippled) Olympics?

Walking.

Swimmer Jokes More Swimmer Jokes

What do a priest and a swimmer who came in second have in common?

The both came in a little behind

Why doesn't Mexico win Olympic Medals?

Because all their best runners, jumpers, and swimmers are in America.