What if Superman landed in Mexico instead of Kansas?

He'd be an illegal alien.

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Mexico Jokes More Mexico Jokes

Why did the Mexican jump the border?

To get back to Mexico

Why is impersonating John Cena illegal in Mexico?

Because there's only Juan Cena

Land Jokes More Land Jokes

Who's there ! Athena ! Athena who ?

Athena reindeer landing on your roof !

How do you know that a plane from the UK has landed?

An hour after its landed its still whining.

Superman Jokes More Superman Jokes

How does the Mummy plan to destroy Superman?

He's gonna lure him in to the crypt tonight.

Who put these on... Superman?

her: I did

Kansas Jokes More Kansas Jokes

Why don't any pirates live in Kansas?

Because they all live in kansas.

Where Do Pirates From Kansas Go?

AR-Kansas

Illegal Alien Jokes More Illegal Alien Jokes

What do you call Mexicans living in the USA?

Illegal aliens. LOL

What do you call a migrant in space?

illegal alien