What if Superman landed in Mexico instead of Kansas?

He'd be an illegal alien.

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Mexico Jokes More Mexico Jokes

Why doesn't Mexico ever do well in the Olympics?

Because every mexican that can run, jump, or swim is already in America.

What do you get when you mix Mexico with literature?

Tequila Mockingbird

Land Jokes More Land Jokes

Why are sailors so impatient when they get on land?

Because they're tired of waiting in the rhumb line.

What happens when you sing a country music song backwards?

You get your wife, truck, and land back.

Superman Jokes More Superman Jokes

How did he die?

The rock is kyptonite and the man is superman.

Why would Superman have won any race he ran against Roy Roger's dog?

Because he was faster than a speeding Bullet ...

Kansas Jokes More Kansas Jokes

What do you call Kansas overrun by pirates?

Arkansas

How do you get a Kansas alumni off your porch?

pay him for the pizza.

Illegal Alien Jokes More Illegal Alien Jokes

What do you call a migrant in space?

illegal alien

What if Superman landed in Mexico instead of Kansas?

He'd be an illegal alien.