Why doesn't Pac-Man use Twitter?

Because he doesn't like being followed.

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What does a pimp and a redneck have on common?

They both like to throw a ho-down.

What do Badgers and Gynecologists have in common?

they both like to root around in your cellar

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Why was Game Of Thrones banned from twitter?

Because twitter has an 140 character limit.

Why did voldermort used Twitter instead of Facebook?

Because he only had followers. Not friends.

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What did Pac-Man say when he almost got run over?

I'm Waka-Waka-Waka-Walking here!

What do you call the version of google maps without pac man?

Pac Man-free Ver.

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Why should you always rent, rather than buy, a multimeter that measures ohms?

Because it's easier to follow the path of leased resistance.

Why must judges learn to spell well?

A: They must follow the letter of the law.