Why doesn't Pac-Man use Twitter?

Because he doesn't like being followed.

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Why do vampire's use linux?

Because they don't like windows in their house. BaDumTss

What did the scientist say at the bar?

I'd like some H20 please.

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What did I do before Twitter?

Well, there's my family and......OH MY GOD WHERE'S MY FAMILY ! !

How is Twitter like Game of Thrones?

There's 140 characters, and they are all terrible.

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What do you call the version of google maps without pac man?

Pac Man-free Ver.

What did Pac-Man say when he almost got run over?

I'm Waka-Waka-Waka-Walking here!

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What religion do mosquitoes follow?

Muslim, because they go to a mosque...ito. Sorry.

How did you burn the Thanksgiving Turkey?

Me: I followed the directions. 20 minutes a pound at 325 degrees. I weigh 175 pounds!