Why did voldermort used Twitter instead of Facebook?

Because he only had followers. Not friends.

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Why did the atheist go to church?

To use the Pokestop.

What do you call people who use the pull out method as form of birth control?

Parents.

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What's the difference between a French Knight and my friend with a genie?

One's a Paladin, and the other's my pal Alladin

What's it called when you borrow cheese from a friend?

taking out a provoloan

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Where're you going?

Me: To dinner with my friends! Mom: Your friends Me: I'm going to use McDonalds' free Wifi to get on twitter...

What do you do at a red light?

Me: "I usually respond to texts and check my Twitter."

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What did the ISIS leader gift to all his followers?

The Samsung Note 7

Why haven't you introduced me to your followers yet?

Are you ashamed of me

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How does Stevie Wonder check Facebook?

With his EyePhone

What did Drake Bell say to Batman?

Sorry, still calling you Bruce! I found this on Facebook somewhere; I dunno who to get credit to.