Why should you always rent, rather than buy, a multimeter that measures ohms?

Because it's easier to follow the path of leased resistance.

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Why don't you buy sunscreen from Steve Irwin?

Because it doesn't protect you from harmful rays

Which perfume do you use ?

It smells good. I want to buy one for my wife." Lady: "Please don't. Some idiot will have an excuse to talk to her."

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Why does lightning strike in France so often?

Because it follows the path of least resistance.

How many Grateful Dead fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

They don't change it. They just watch it burn out, then follow it around for another 15 years.

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Why did the fish cross the ocean?

Watching the National Geographic channel always makes me wonder how animals like fish manage to travel thousands of miles,and how they know where to go. Then I realised they can measure distances so well because they have their own scales.

How do computers measure pain?

Gigahurts. (Came up with this in the car on my way to school hopefully its original)

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What do you call a woman who rents out hot dogs?

Lisa Frank

How many ants does it take to rent a house?

Doesn't matter, ants can't rent a house

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Why should you always rent, rather than buy, a multimeter that measures ohms?

Because it's easier to follow the path of leased resistance.

Why does lightning always strike trees?

They are the path of leaf resistance.

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What is the most religious unit in electrical engineering?

Ohm.

What is OHM's Law?

Ans. It is very good law, It is very useful law, Nice law, Its a Scientific Law, I have studied this law.

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What do you call it when you lease false teeth?

A dental rental.

Why couldn't the dwarves renew their lease on the Lonely Mountain?

It failed the Smaug test.