Why should you always rent, rather than buy, a multimeter that measures ohms?

Because it's easier to follow the path of leased resistance.

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What store does Governor Ratcliffe go to buy his video games?

IT'S BABBAGES, BABBAGES

What's the difference between a crackhead and a John?

A crackhead buys crack so he can put it into his pipe and burn it. A John pays so that he can put his pipe into a crack that might burn him.

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Why did the creepy hipster get arrested?

because he was following people before instagram

What followed the dinosaur ?

It's tail !

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Why do blondes put rulers on their foreheads?

A: They want to measure their intelligence.

Why do we call rulers "Your Highness"?

because that's what they measure.

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Why should you always rent, rather than buy, a multimeter that measures ohms?

Because it's easier to follow the path of leased resistance.

What do you call a dwarf with a birth defect, is broke and can't drink milk?

Lack toes and tall or rent

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Why does lightning always strike trees?

They are the path of leaf resistance.

Why should you always rent, rather than buy, a multimeter that measures ohms?

Because it's easier to follow the path of leased resistance.

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What does the electron say to the resistor?

Ohm my god you're impeding me. *initiate knee slap

How does Ohm conduct an orchestra?

Standing on his head!

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Why can't an angle lease an apartment alone?

Because he has to cosign

Why couldn't the dwarves renew their lease on the Lonely Mountain?

It failed the Smaug test.