What did the baseball manager do when he needed another man in the bullpen?

He took a can of orange juice from the freezer and made a pitcher.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What's up, punk?

Nothing," he replied, "I've just never seen a man using hair rollers before."

Why did the man fall down the well?

He couldn't see that well

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Why did he do that?

Who is she What does that mean When did that happen Why How I need to go to the toilet. - Child, at the cinema

Why were the pirates on the ship fighting?

They needed better anchor management.

Orange Juice Jokes More Orange Juice Jokes

Why did the worker get fired from the orange juice factory?

Lack of concentration.

Why did the boy stare at his orange juice for so long?

Because it said, Concentrate.

Freezer Jokes More Freezer Jokes

What do you call a blonde in the freezer?

Her parents named her Cindy so we should probably continue to call her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.

How do you make a dog say meow?

How do you make a dog say meow? Put it in the freezer, then get a chainsaw and cut it. MEEEEEEEOOOWWW!!

Pitcher Jokes More Pitcher Jokes

What sport does the kool-aid man play?

Baseball he's a pitcher.

Who's bad at baseball but fun at parties?

A pitcher filled with margaritas!