What did the baseball manager do when he needed another man in the bullpen?

He took a can of orange juice from the freezer and made a pitcher.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What's the difference between a government bond and a man?

The bond matures.*

Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?

Because those men already have boyfriends.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

How many children does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't need a lightbulb when I have the furnace ready.

Whats the difference between a retard and a woman?

The retard doesn't need to be buggered to think he's special.

Orange Juice Jokes More Orange Juice Jokes

Why did the boy stare at his orange juice for so long?

Because it said, Concentrate.

What do you call books about orange juice?

Q: What do you call books about orange juice? A:

Freezer Jokes More Freezer Jokes

What do you call a blonde in the freezer?

Her parents named her Cindy so we should probably continue to call her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.

Why did the man put his money in the freezer?

A:('He wanted cold hard cash!')

Pitcher Jokes More Pitcher Jokes

Why is it good news that Aroldis Chapman moved to the Yankees?

Because pitchers don't hit in the American League!

Who's bad at baseball but fun at parties?

A pitcher filled with margaritas!