Why does NASA drink sprite?

Because they couldn't get 7up

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When drinking liquor while watching baseball, at what point will you be the most drunk?

Bottom of the fifth, of course.

Why do Communists only drink coffee?

Because proper tea is theft.

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Why was NASA so interested on travelling to Mars?

Because it had their Curiosity.

How does NASA organize a party?

They planet.

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Why does NASA drink sprite?

Because they couldn't get 7up

What is a ghost's favorite drink?

Sprite