Why does NASA drink sprite?

Because they couldn't get 7up

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What will you be drinking?

Harambe: I'll have a beer Me: No, he'll have just ice Bartender: Just ice Me: Yes. Justice for Harambe.

What's the difference between a bad coffee in Switzerland and a bad coffee in Italy?

When you drink a bad coffee in Switzerland you say, "Merci!".

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What do you call a space agency that doesn't go to space?

NASA.

Why doesn't NASA send cows to space?

Because the stakes would be too high.

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What is a ghost's favorite drink?

Sprite

Why can't the hydraulic press guy bring himself to crush a can of sprite?

Because it's soda pressing