Why doesn't Santa give gifts to naughty kids?

Because it'd Krampus style.

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Why didn't Santa give presents to any world leaders?

Because he thinks they're part of the illumi-naughty

What's the difference between Santa and a pimp ?

Santa has just 3 Ho's...

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What do gifted bakers take in high school?

AP Flour

What gift do you want?

HUSBAND: "An English girl." After a month, wife returns.. HUSBAND: "Where is my gift " WIFE: "Wait for nine months!"