Why doesn't Santa give gifts to naughty kids?

Because it'd Krampus style.

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What's the difference between Santa Claus and A Black Rapper?

Santa stops after three hoes.

What does santa do with a lazy reindeer?

Sleighs 'em

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What is the best gift you can give your girlfriend for your anniversary?

Nothing. It's a gift she will always remember. Edit: Wording clarified (Thanks to therinnovator).

Where were u on the night of the 3rd?

Stabbing a homeless man. "Louder for the tape " Wrapping a boneless ham. As a gift.