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Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
I don't know. He still hasn't opened his gifts.
Because it'd Krampus style.
I'll never part with this!
Nothing. It's a gift she will always remember. Edit: Wording clarified (Thanks to therinnovator).
White children get immense joy after tearing one open
They have the gift of tongues...
AIDS
At Toys We Is
Well, I don't know" she answers shyly. "OK, that I give you another year to think about it..."
Stabbing a homeless man. "Louder for the tape " Wrapping a boneless ham. As a gift.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
HUSBAND: "An English girl." After a month, wife returns.. HUSBAND: "Where is my gift " WIFE: "Wait for nine months!"
It's like, oh you gave birth to me Please enjoy this fancy candle.
Me: Bed Bath & Beyond Wife: You used a coupon right Me: Coupon *wife faints*
God's punishing you for waiting until the flight home to buy your wife a gift.
Everyone knows that the person who gave you the gift is Santa.
AP Flour
Because she'd never be able to learn the language
Gifts only for little girls with A's, B's and C's because the other ones already have the D's."
Doesnt matter, he'll never unwrap the gift
Because he only had followers. Not friends.
Are you ashamed of me
Get married on his birthday.
She said, "Somewhere I have never been!" I told her, "How about the kitchen "
A Warehouse.
Igloos it together.
They don't believe in higher power.
Change their name to past tense, WASWAS.
Goats
1 corpsepower
A rehearsal.
Because Paracetamol on fire.
She threw away all the bent ones. Why did she get re-hired They all came back.
Don't talk with someone in your mouth.
An elephant rolling down a hill with a daisy in its mouth!
