What does santa do with a lazy reindeer?

Sleighs 'em

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What will santa bring your fish this christmas?

A scale letrix!

What does Mrs Claus say to Santa when he's not spending enough time with her?

You're getting too wrapped up in your work!

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Why don't Pokemon cards ever have any typos?

Because the editors know that they gotta catch 'em all!

What does a man and a linoleum floor have in common?

If you lay 'em right, you can walk on them for 20 years.

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What does Santa call it when Mrs. Claus gives him road head?

Getting sleighed.

What does Santa do to dragons?

He "sleighs" them.