What's the difference between Santa Claus and A Black Rapper?

Santa stops after three hoes.

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What's the difference between dog food and a hot dog?

I have no idea...

What's the difference between a sperm and a racist?

A sperm as a 1 in a million chance of actually becoming a human being.

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Why does Santa have a garden?

So he can hoe-hoe-hoe!

What'd u ask Santa for 6: a speed boat M: like a Lego boat?

6: no M: oh for the bath 6: no M: the pool 6: *doesnt break eye contact* no

Hoe Jokes More Hoe Jokes

Why did the farmer's wife got angry at him for paying too much attention to his equipment?

He kept looking at his hoes.

What do you call a lawncare company owned by a promiscuous lesbian?

Hoe Mow

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Why is Santa Claus always a man?

Because no woman will wear same dress year after year for same occasion.

What did you ask to Santa Claus this year?

The other one answers: -Oh fifty dollars, like everybody else, why

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What do you call a black rapper with no future?

Future

What's the difference between Santa Claus and A Black Rapper?

Santa stops after three hoes.

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What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops after 3 Ho's

Whats the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 Ho's (sorry if it's a re-post)