Why doesn't the guy with OCD ever get laid?

Because when he turns his girlfriend on he has to turn her off again three times.

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Why did the former fitter turned baker enter the lottery?

To win dough.

What did Helen Keller do when she was drowning?

She screamed and screamed until her hands turned blue.

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What does a man and a linoleum floor have in common?

If you lay 'em right, you can walk on them for 20 years.

What do you call a guy with no arms &amp no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel

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What has two thumbs and doesn't understand jokes that require a visual component?

This guy!

What do you do if your bank account stops working?

Throw the guy out of the house.

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How do you know if a homeless person has a girlfriend?

His clean fingers.

What is the friend zone?

It's the space between girlfriend and girl friend.

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What's three times worse than OCD?

OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait the last time didn't feel right. OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait, the second time didn't feel right. OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait...

How many people with OCD does it take to fix a lightbulb?

Only one, but they have to turn it on and off 50 times before they're sure it's fixed.