What do you call a guy with no arms &amp no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What would you do if you broke your arm in two places?

Vanderkron: I wouldn't go to these places no more!

What famous actor costs an arm &amp a leg to hire?

ARMold SchwarzenLEGger

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What has four legs and can fly?

Two Birds!

What did one leg say to the other?

Shorty's growin a beard.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves?

Russell

Why do trees shed their leaves in fall?

Because they've had their chloro-fill.

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

How do Ghosts lay foundations?

With a spirit level!

What helps humans get laid but is deadly for fish?

Pick up lines

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What do you call a group of IT guys that smoke meth?

Geek Squad

What do you call a guy who always phones people?

Colin.

Pile Jokes More Pile Jokes

How do you find an alive baby in a pile of dead babies?

With a pitchfork!

Why won't you loan a neighbor a cup of sugar?

sigh "You're a pile of ants wearing a bathrobe." bathrobe sags dejectedly

Russel Jokes More Russel Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs lying under a pile of leaves?

Russel.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leafs?

Russel

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What do you call a man with no arms &amp no legs... ...hanging on the wall?

Art ...floating in the sea Bob ...laying on the floor Matt ...down in a hole Phil ...sitting in a pot Stu ...

Why Are Mexican &amp?

Black Jokes Overdone? Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal!...I'm sorry, you can hate me if you wish. ;(