What do you call a guy with no arms &amp no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel

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What do you call a guy with no arms and not legs laying on a porch?

Matt

How did the octopus lovers walk down the road?

Arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What has two legs but can't walk?

A dead duck.

Why do milking stools only have three legs?

Because the cow has the udder

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What do you call it when someone leaves at the first sign of a hurricane?

A premature evacuation.

How did Helen Keller lose her virginity?

Somebody left the plunger in the toilet.

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What do you call insects of the order Mantodea during mating season?

Laying mantises.

What does an agnostic ... dyslexic insomniac do at night?

He lays awake and wonders if there really is a dog.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What did one French Guy say to another French Guy?

Bonjour, je m'apelle Guy aussi!" ("Hello, I am called Guy as well!")

Why is wrestling stupid?

It's a bunch of guy's without pants fighting for a belt....

Pile Jokes More Pile Jokes

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline?

I take my boots off to jump on the trampoline.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies?

I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs lying under a pile of leaves?

Russel.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leafs?

Russel

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What do you call a guy with no arms &amp no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel

What is the difference between someone who worships God &amp someone who worships the sun?

The sun exists.