What did the IT guy say when he threw RAM sticks at the stripper?

RAMs a make a dance!"

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Two guys walk into a bar . . .

The first guy says "Ouch!" and the second says "Yeah, I didn't see it either."

How did the guy from Kentucky find his sister in the woods?

Pretty good!

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Why are programmers bad at doing laundry?

They throw all their dirty clothes on the heap.

How do you get a Samsung owner to throw their phone out the window?

End your text with "this message will self destruct in 10 seconds"

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What's the difference between 2015 and Moore's Law?

One's the year of the ram, the other is the ram of the year.

Why are boats being driven into the side of the lake?

It's ram a dam

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How do black people die from a drive by?

Everytime someone screams "get down! " they stand up and start dancing!

Where do snowmen go to dance?

The snowball!

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What does a stripper and a Subway sandwich maker have in common?

They both prefer to be called "artists" instead of what they really are.

What percentage of police officers are strippers and what percentage of strippers are police officers?

I'm confused.

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What did the IT guy say when he threw RAM sticks at the stripper?

RAMs a make a dance!"

What did the RAM stick say to the politician?

I'm PC2!