Why doesn't the stone vendor value money?

Because he takes it for granite.

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Money Jokes More Money Jokes

Who's there ! Celeste ! Celeste who ?

Celeste time I lend you money !

What did the English teacher write when she needed to borrow money?

An AE I.O.U. P.S. Im proud of this one :3

Granite Jokes More Granite Jokes

Why did the Limestone feel unappreciated?

Because he thought people were taking him for granite.

Why does nobody like a rich stone?

Because he takes everything for granite.