Why doesn't the stone vendor value money?

Because he takes it for granite.

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What do you call two siblings that take your money?

Fine brothers

Why does the Catholic Church have so much money?

Because Jesus saves.

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Why do we never take the time to thank mislabeled concrete?

It's mistaken for granite.

Why doesn't the stone vendor value money?

Because he takes it for granite.