Why do Native Americans hate snow?

Because it's white and settles on their land

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What did the mexican-american say when two houses landed on him?

Get off me holmes!

What lands first?

The leaf, a rope stopped the emo.

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Why do vegans hate themselves?

They are animal products.

Why do feminists hate Apple?

Because they're not PC.

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Why is there no "Lets settle this like women"?

Because it lasts forever.

Why didn't Rick Grimes settle his group in an abandoned senior center?

Too many walkers.

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What do Plains Native Americans have in common with moderately sized sea dwelling mammals?

For all in tents and porpoises, they're constantly moving.

Why do Native Americans like being invited to Thanksgiving dinners?

Because usually they're stuck with reservations.

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Why did Snow White go to bed?

She was feeling Sleepy.

Why has the ex-NSA contractor not left his house?

He's snowed in.