Why do Native Americans hate snow?

Because it's white and settles on their land

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Why do scuba divers fall off the boat backwards?

Because is they fell forward they'd land in the boat.

What would you call Neil Armstrong had he burnt up in the atmosphere returning to earth instead of landing safely?

An unfortu-naut... God that was horrible....

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What kind of food do zombies hate?

Fast food

Why does ISIS drink instant coffee?

Because they hate French press!

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How did Caitlyn Jenner and Kanye West settle an argument?

They went outside and exchanged blows.

Why is there no "Lets settle this like women"?

Because it lasts forever.

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Why were the Native Americans in America before us?

They had reservations.

Why are native americans the best strippers?

Because when they dance they make it rain.

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Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower leave Moscow?

He got snowed in.

What do your sister and snow have in common?

I plow both.