Because he takes it for granite.
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He took his wife for granite.
Nobody takes him for granite.
It was tired of being taken for granite.
Don't take me for granite!
He took her for granite.
Because he thought people were taking him for granite.
It's mistaken for granite.
His boss always took him for granite.
Everyone takes him for granite.
I'm always taken for granite!
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Because he takes everything for granite.
Because he took his job for granite I'll show myself out.
He was tired of everyone mistaking him for granite."
Thanks for the mammaries.
He demanded. His wife turned to the stranger and said, "See, I told you he was stupid."
Because his nutritionist said he had too many minerals in his system!
Chicken your pockets - I think your keys are there !s
His answer: "My mom."
He just couldn't tape it anymore..
Because it was making him moody.
A sociopath sees people as things a buddhist sees things as people.
Gluten Tag And when a hippie hits you with a loaf of bread Flour power And when a lot of people do it at the same time a rye-ot
Marblehead
When her sentence starts with "A wise man once said"
Cause all their pants are half-off
Because I don't see black people going to church's anytime soon
