Why did the Limestone feel unappreciated?

Because he thought people were taking him for granite.

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What starts with "P" and ends with "ORN"?

It's "popcorn"! What were you thinking?!

Whatchya thinking about?

Me: *Thinking about how dogs understand more English words than I understand dog words* Science stuff.

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Why are people in wheelchairs always getting taken advantage of?

Because they're easy to push around and never stand up for themselves

How many survivors of nuclear war does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. People that glow in the dark don't need lights.

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What does Pingu say when he feels suicidal?

Noose Noose

What's worse than a white guy walking into a church andshooting 9 black people?

He let the others get away... I feel I'll be downvoted to hell for this...

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Why did Mrs. Quartz divorce Mr. Quartz?

He took her for granite.

Why doesn't the stone vendor value money?

Because he takes it for granite.

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What did the limestone say to the geologist?

Don't take me for granite!

Why did the Limestone feel unappreciated?

Because he thought people were taking him for granite.