Because he thought people were taking him for granite.
God doesn't walk around thinking he's a doctor.
With a luigi board. Made this joke up about 10 years ago while trying to think of terrible laffy taffy jokes.
The punchline is too long.
It reads "Small medium at large."
My 10yo instantly making me feel like the oldest person who has ever lived. I need calcium chews for my brittle bones.
I feel so enlightninged!
Everyone takes him for granite.
Because he took his job for granite I'll show myself out.
Don't take me for granite!
