Why doesn't Thor of the insect world use a hammer?

He's already got a Thor Axe.

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How does a virgin pop her cherry?

by using a bottle opener

What's the difference between Tony Abbott and a coffee machine?

One is a cold heartless machine, used by everyone... ...And the other is useful with a Cafe. Gnite folks!

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Why did Thor sit comfortably on a cactus?

He has an Asgard ...I'll see myself out

What do Luke Bryant and a Nordic breast plate have on common?

They're on Thor.

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How did the blind carpenter regain his eyesight?

He picked up his hammer and saw.

What's the difference between the IRS and a baby?

It takes a lot more than a hammer to make the IRS shut up.