Why did Thor decide to sleep in?

He was up all night to Get Loki.

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What did the silly boy take his bicycle to bed with him?

Because he didn't want to walk in his sleep.

What's the difference between hard and light?

I can sleep with a light on.

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What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he and his friends decided to dress up as famous composers for Halloween?

I'll be Bach

Why did the watermelon and the honeydew decide to cancel their spontaneous wedding in Las Vegas?

They realized with a family like theirs, they really Cantaloupe.

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What did Thor have to wear when he broke his tailbone?

An Asgard.

What did Thor say to the weaver fixing his cape?

What are your Hemsworth?

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Why does the swimming pool get laid every night?

Because he makes all the ladies wet.

What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night ?

Russell !

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What's a Vikings favourite dance?

The Loki cokey.

Why did Loki want the tesseract?

to get rid of his tesserection