Why can't blondes put in light bulbs?

A: They keep breaking them with the hammers.

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

When you start getting older, you think, "why not just once?

Soon enough, you're addicted. And broke.

How many Brits does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

None. They just move out of the house.

Blonde Jokes More Blonde Jokes

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?

Need to know ASAP.

Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks?

It takes too long to retrain them.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many frames per second does it take to screw in a light bulb?

30 because that's peasants work.

How many Zionists does it take to change a light bulb?

OC Just one. And if you disagree with me, you're an anti-Semite.

Hammer Jokes More Hammer Jokes

Why did the masochist STOP hitting himself on the head with a hammer ?

Because it hurt.

Why would you take a hammer to bed?

A: So you could hit the sack.