Why must rabbits never miss dinner?

With out their tea they'd be Rabbis.

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What do you call a terrorist who's missing an eye?

Him: I give up Me: A terrorst

Why were you speeding?

Motorist: I wasn't going to miss seeing myself on "America's Most Wanted."

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What do you call a bunch of crazy Rabbis?

Rabies!

Where'd the rabbi stay on business?

The L'Hyatt

Tea Jokes More Tea Jokes

What's the difference between a biscuit and a monster?

You can dip a biscuit in your tea but a monster is too big to fit in the cup.

What kind of tea isn't fake?

A property

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Which rabbits were famous bank robbers?

Bunny and Clyde.

What do you call a rabbit with no clothes on?

A bare hare.

Dinner Jokes More Dinner Jokes

What is white and disturbes your dinner?

An avalanche.

What do waiters want most after dinner?

The tip!